Girlfriends alert! This comes as very good news - Leighton has been noticeably more generous and gentle to her peers since entering the relationship, likely because being honest with at least one person in her life has released some of her building pressure. Things are simpler for the other Murray sibling, Leighton, who successfully defines her relationship with Alicia. Then, she ruins her chance at extra credit by inviting Nico to bang in her professor’s office, which he naturally walks into just as the pants come off. She skips work and classes, including her Econ class, which she’s slowly flunking. It’s very exciting for Kimberly, whose sexual experiences up until now have been limited to tired grunting with her high school boyfriend, but she takes it too far. Note how she says “his sex” and not the more common “the sex” or even “sex with him.” It’s my belief that the use of “ his sex” points to an innate sexual quality that nests within Nico. “His sex is amazing and I can’t stop thinking about it,” Kimberly dishes to her roommates (sans Leighton, who has been banned from knowing any details) after the day’s round one. What refractory periods these two have on them, seriously. She has sex with Nico, not once, not twice, but six times after their post-dinner hook-up. In any case, Kimberly is high off the dick. Is there a penis equivalent to pussywhipped? Dick-whipped sounds way too violent. It’s times like these you really mourn the limitations of the English language. The options are endless, but if he is eventually revealed to be a cheater, I am going to feel very sad for Kimberly, who is transfixed by his dick. Maybe he’s polyamorous? That would be progressive, Mindy Kaling. Is Nico in an open, long-distance relationship, perhaps? He wouldn’t be the first. Send him back to the Ethereum meetup from whence he came, Maya!Īlthough a doghouse is a cozy place to be, and I did literally gasp when Leighton casually mentions her brother’s girlfriend at the end of the episode, I am readying myself for a plot twist. Nico has been shamelessly cheating on his girlfriend Maya, who we haven’t met yet, but I’m still rooting for. Those boyish charms and boyishly tousled hair hide the dirty, and yet still definitely boyish, truth. He would be right to do so, and I’ve always wanted to feel like The Princess and the Pea.
I’m fully prepared for Gavin Leatherwood to both block me on social media and dox me and pay someone to put gumballs under my mattress so I always have a slight but unignorable backache when all this is over. I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life: the Nico episode.
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